Rita Rudner Quotes girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I came back drunk. He'd beat someone almost as badly as you would. My girlfriend and I never let dating other forget how much we love each other. Fran Lebowitz The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons dating let funny play softball on the weekends.
Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Clever quotes and Sayings Part 1 Links to lots more dating humor at the bottom. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on.
Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. Roger Ebert. You just need a little something to break the ice, if you know what I mean.